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Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"
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numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
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Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
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numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”
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numpty muffins are idots who hate the French
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numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
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Numpt

As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.
"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."
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Nompumelelo is a fun person nompumelelos are usually females and they are beautiful and caring and have a personality of a leader.They rule and are kind .
Nompumelelo is funny and caring.
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