Nig Nogs

The most legendary Snapchat group name ever. Usually filled with pussy hungry white boys and the odd awkward black dude

Yo send that vid of you pissing on the wall to nig nogs, it’s hilarious!

by KarsonBee December 10, 2019

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Nogstipation

A type of constipation, the medical condition which results when Nogtard gorges himself on Sargent's apple pies and Hill biscuits. The obese Nogster loves all shitty biscuits and pies and has been known to feast on them for 6 hours at a stretch. The nogstipation can last up to a week. When it comes to an end and the fat retard eventually manages a dump the result can be explosive, not even the toughest porcelain being able to contain a mighty nogdump. Nogtard's legendary dumping exploits result in him getting through an average of 12 bogs per year. Roughly once a month the broken bogs are left in his front garden ready for removal to the nearest Maltby lorry.

Quick, phone the fire brigade, Nogtard's house has just blown up.

Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 5, 2009

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nogslogger

someone who slogs (punches) nogs

alternatively, someone who makes nogs go through a slog (working hard for a long time)

"Man, it turns out that josh is a racist nogslogger"
"Im going to roll into their hood and go full nogslogger"
"it turns out that my grandpa was a slave owning nogslogger!"

by Rienenschtag March 9, 2019

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nogstar

A person who knows how to "rock" the eggnog during the holiday season.

Girl: "Bruce, did you just down a pint of nog before the holiday party even started?"

Bruce: "That's right. With nutmeg on top."

Girl: "You are a nogstar!"

by graffiti vintage December 13, 2010

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