A vain yet hilarious man portrayed by Noel Fielding on the BBC TV show The Mighty Boosh. Most famous for his hairstyle and boots but also for his humour and the fact every indie girl who reads NME fanices the pants off him.
by Lott August 6, 2006
Get the vince noir mug.The sexual act of putting a small ball of rice on a woman’s vagina and eating it off. Soy sauce can be optional.
by VladamirSoldag January 30, 2022
Get the Pussimi Nigiri mug.1. The new era of "no retirement" for Baby Boomers who lost big on Wall Street; 2. The unpleasant choice between ceaseless work and late-life poverty.
by Peter Kobs February 1, 2009
Get the Notirement mug.Chat Noir is very hot, but still super sweet and an overall really good guy! he deserves much more love than he is given and is just waiting for Ladybug to fall for him! He uses pet names like Bugaboo and Princess for two, or should i say one very special girl! Though, Ladybug dislikes being called Bugaboo he calls her that anyways. It sucks that Chat isn’t real though. but he still has a special place in our hearts <3
Chat Noir: Hey Bugaboo, fancy seeing you here!
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
—————
Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you
Marinette: Mhm. okay.
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
—————
Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you
Marinette: Mhm. okay.
by AngelAgreste August 17, 2018
Get the Chat Noir mug.Vince Noir is a character portrayed by English mega-comedian Noel Fielding. Vince is a mix of awesomeness and hair awesomeness, two awesomenessess which rarely, if ever meet. His show counter part is a similarly awesome man called Howard Moon, Howard is somewhat jealous of Vince always taking it a step over whatever Howard does.
Vince Noir:My hairs an intrinsic ingredient to this show.
Howard Moon: Do you really need 15 people working on it at any one time?
V: Atleast, 2 for fringe, 1 for feathering, 1 for height, circumference.
H: Circumference?
V: yes hair cicrumference, theres alot to think about with hair. If my barnet doesnt look good people get furious, they tune out immediately.
H:I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
V:I dont think so.
H:I dont need funny little hair-do to do that. I do my own hair.
V: Council does your hair.
Howard Moon: Do you really need 15 people working on it at any one time?
V: Atleast, 2 for fringe, 1 for feathering, 1 for height, circumference.
H: Circumference?
V: yes hair cicrumference, theres alot to think about with hair. If my barnet doesnt look good people get furious, they tune out immediately.
H:I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
V:I dont think so.
H:I dont need funny little hair-do to do that. I do my own hair.
V: Council does your hair.
by John Beefburger October 24, 2007
Get the vince noir mug.A sexy beast from miraculous ladybug
by Catnoirsass October 26, 2019
Get the Cat noir mug.