You are a Noffe
by Noffe wars August 13, 2018
Get the Noffe mug.The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.
"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."
"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."
"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."
by Daem0n February 10, 2009
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by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013
Get the cricket nuffie mug.Used when referring to ones lack of seriousness and commitment in a relationship. No strings attached. Not putting a ring on it. Probably having sex with someone else as well.
Guy: So you and Jane have been hanging out a lot recently. Whats with that? Do I hear wedding bells?
Dude: Awwww nah man, Im keeping it real nofficial. Its like I care, but not really. Plus I got that little side piece Annie around the corner Im still workin with!
Dude: Awwww nah man, Im keeping it real nofficial. Its like I care, but not really. Plus I got that little side piece Annie around the corner Im still workin with!
by Vincognito April 7, 2010
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by glamgirl June 26, 2006
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by chillcat May 30, 2003
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Oh my God, that blonde girl over there is such a fucking nuffie, I want to cunt punt her out of a window.
by lemule January 4, 2015
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