A lizard.
A straight up fucking lizard.
A bass player, chick banger, motherfucking LIZARD of Gorillaz.
A straight up fucking lizard.
A bass player, chick banger, motherfucking LIZARD of Gorillaz.
by ChipoChopo April 23, 2018
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Get the nocha mug.An Acronym for 'No One Cares About Your Other League'.
This is a specific reference to fantasy sports discussions which take place amongst friends or competitors in a shared league. It is a Violation of the Highest Order to open, interrupt or end any fantasy sports conversation with mention of a different fantasy team, other than the mutual league.
In Lamens terms - No One Cares About Your Other League! Your the only one who really cares, especially when your not doing well in the mutual league. You must keep all fantasy discussion to your mutual league, or you are in violation on NOCAYOL!
This is a specific reference to fantasy sports discussions which take place amongst friends or competitors in a shared league. It is a Violation of the Highest Order to open, interrupt or end any fantasy sports conversation with mention of a different fantasy team, other than the mutual league.
In Lamens terms - No One Cares About Your Other League! Your the only one who really cares, especially when your not doing well in the mutual league. You must keep all fantasy discussion to your mutual league, or you are in violation on NOCAYOL!
Shawn: I beat you in our Fantasy football match-up this weekend by 4 touchdowns! Good Luck making the playoffs now, I own you and the division.
Eric: Yeah, it doesn't matter, cause I won my game in my other league where I have the best record. I'm killing it with my top players...
Shawn: DUDE! No One Cares About Your Other League. Lets talk about this league, the one I just beat you in. Com'on man, I claim NOCAYOL!
Eric: Yeah, it doesn't matter, cause I won my game in my other league where I have the best record. I'm killing it with my top players...
Shawn: DUDE! No One Cares About Your Other League. Lets talk about this league, the one I just beat you in. Com'on man, I claim NOCAYOL!
by mchesler44 August 30, 2010
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by The Massive November 29, 2019
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Dave: I got some cocaïne, wanna try some?
Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off.
Dave: What do you mean?
Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.
Al: Sure... What the fuck, you have been ripped off.
Dave: What do you mean?
Al: This ain't cocaïne my friend, this is nocaïne.
by Nightbreed666 May 1, 2009
Get the Nocaïne mug.NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."
Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
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1. an expression used in Brazil to describe someone who is clueless, sometimes cheeky and that has absolutely no respect whatsoever for the rules that govern life in society.
2. alternatively, the expression can be used in a more positive way, when the absence of norms is actually more than welcomed! As such, the expression can be used to describe a party that is so insanely out of control, you begin to regret that you're probably too drunk to remember anything the next morning!!!
1. an expression used in Brazil to describe someone who is clueless, sometimes cheeky and that has absolutely no respect whatsoever for the rules that govern life in society.
2. alternatively, the expression can be used in a more positive way, when the absence of norms is actually more than welcomed! As such, the expression can be used to describe a party that is so insanely out of control, you begin to regret that you're probably too drunk to remember anything the next morning!!!
first meaning:
-Man: a real man should admit his fears, a real woman should know how to cook!
Women all over the world: This guy is completely "sem noçao"!
-Woman in a nightclub: "hey you, you wanna to go to the bar, get something to drink?
Man: What? You want me to pay for your drink or something? Listen woman, I don't have to pay for affection!
Later on, woman to her friends: .... Oh...my...God.. I should have totally made out with that guy, he was so "sem noçao"! "
second meaning:
-Man calls his friend during carnival:
"Dude, last night was completely "sem noçao", I had caipirinhas in my veins, I almost got in a fight with a midget, I started dancing on a barrel in a weird bar, a hot cougar ripped my shirt open and stole my hat, I maxed out my credit card, I sexted all the contacts in my cellphone and I woke up with nail scratches on my back and dollar bills all around my boxer shorts! wait, this isn't my hotel room!?!? "
-Man: a real man should admit his fears, a real woman should know how to cook!
Women all over the world: This guy is completely "sem noçao"!
-Woman in a nightclub: "hey you, you wanna to go to the bar, get something to drink?
Man: What? You want me to pay for your drink or something? Listen woman, I don't have to pay for affection!
Later on, woman to her friends: .... Oh...my...God.. I should have totally made out with that guy, he was so "sem noçao"! "
second meaning:
-Man calls his friend during carnival:
"Dude, last night was completely "sem noçao", I had caipirinhas in my veins, I almost got in a fight with a midget, I started dancing on a barrel in a weird bar, a hot cougar ripped my shirt open and stole my hat, I maxed out my credit card, I sexted all the contacts in my cellphone and I woke up with nail scratches on my back and dollar bills all around my boxer shorts! wait, this isn't my hotel room!?!? "
by paraparaparapaparapapa October 17, 2011
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