No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Noemi

If you find a Noemi, and you both earn trust of each other, never let go off her. You‘d be an idiot if you did. However, a „Noemi“ is super cute, very friendly and damn kind, besides her looks (which are of course extraterrestrial) her character and personality is amazing, you‘ll never find another girl like a Noemi. Trust me bro

Guy: „Brooo, did you see Noemi yesterday?“
Other guy: Yess, bro she soo beautiful and bro, she has a hugee ass heart“

by rence420 December 4, 2020

November 9

National sleep day

stranger: ‘hey do you wanna go out for lunch on November 9th?’
You: ‘sorry I can’t it’s national sleep day that day so there is no way I’m leaving my bed bye’

by Hdjdhwugg November 2, 2019

Non Stop Nut November

An alternative Challenge for those who can't handle No Nut November. A Man must ejaculate at least 3 times a day aka bust a nut for the whole month of November.

Logan: Hey man did you try no nut November?
Paul: Nah man its Non Stop Nut November
Logan: It's okay I failed it anyway

by Wordwizz November 2, 2018

6th November

The day you get to slap the living fuck outta your mates.

Guy 1: yo it’s 6th November!
Guy 2: ffs
Guy 3: oh no

by Smartass24 October 27, 2020

November 8

national kiss your crush day

November 8th is a great day.

by greatlover1234 October 30, 2019