Jimmer

A joint (of Majiuana), typically larger then the usual everyday joint.

- Originated in the streets of Hinsdale, IL.

Hey man, want to roll a jimmer?

Hey man, did you guys really finish that whole jimmer?

Want to get jimmered?

by Nasty6969 April 28, 2013

jimmer

A nickname for James.

"Do you go by James or Jim?" ... "Jimmer, actually."

by Pete Del Rio June 5, 2005

Jimmered

Word used when one totally makes a fool of someone else who is guarding him. This word can also be applied to someone who scores more than 40 points in a game.

Hey did you see Brian at the basketball game yesterday?

Yeah he totally Jimmered the guy who was guarding him and put up 50 points.

by Bnindo1231 March 28, 2011

Jimmer

To own in all aspects of the word

Kristen successfully shoots her wadded up paper into the waste receptacle and exclaims, "I just Jimmered that trash can!"

by luvathetwix February 18, 2011

Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Jimmered

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

Person #1: Yeah he dropped 49 on us and the rest of the team only scored 14....
Person #2: You got Jimmered.
Person #1: Totally Jimmered.

by Baller42 February 20, 2011

jimmers

a midget hanging from ones neck by a chain

yo yo my jimmers is bling blingin'

by skim October 25, 2003