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netpicking

"Netpicking" is a type of obfuscation and/or nitpicking that generally derives from overfocus on tangential or irrelevant aspects of something as posted on the internet.

"Netpicking" is extremely common in internet message board style exchanges where words and images can be misinterpreted (intentionally or unintentionally), and dissected for technical or semantic inaccuracies, flaws, loopholes, or exploitable phraseologies.

While the "netpick" may be well-intentioned and innocent at times, it's more often used as a defense mechanism in flame wars and debates. The purpose is to ignore the greater, more obvious point, and instead redirect the discussion to something that probably shouldn't even be up for debate.

Other forms of the "netpick" manifest as pointles and often cruel hypercriticism based on "online-only" standards of excellence, beauty, competence, etc. held by the netpicker, who is most likely nowhere near a position to be judging anyone else by said standards.

"Fail" vs "Win" mentality is often a symptom of "netpickers", who rely on the buffer of anonymous internet identities to protect them from the constant hyper-scrutiny they heap upon others, merely for the purpose of entertainment through pointlessly negative commentary.
"Fritz totally ignored my point about abortion's effect on society, and started going off about the definition of 'society'! He was clearly just netpicking."

"I don't care if she has sharp knees. She's hot, and YOUR last date had to be crated at the end of the night. Stop netpicking."
by lordjupiter February 9, 2010
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Niglicking

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see me making out with that black chick?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, you were niglicking!"

"Quit your niglicking, cracker ass!"

Gay Guy: "I just loooooooove niglicking!"
by Mr. MooMar January 31, 2010
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Nitdicking

Some who is nitpicking and also dicks around with your stuff.
I was working with this developer and he was Nitdicking around with my website.
by H2theD August 23, 2016
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knitpicking

finding faults in a garment that you want to buy, but can't buy for some reason. (most likely the price and the resulting sense of guilt)
The store manager wondered if she would ever stop knitpicking and finally decide if she wanted to buy the top or not.
by manuscrypts January 3, 2009
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niplicking

the action of licking someones's nipples
My girlfriend needs a good niplicking
by SwagnessintheBagness January 11, 2019
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Nutpacking

"NUTPACKING"

Is a new term to describe how liberals use the actions of one or a few to label a whole group, party or organization as Racist, illegitimate,fascist or dangerous.

Normal done during protest or debates to defend thier own narrative or agenda
Nutpacking

The truckers convoy is full of racists because we saw a confederate flag on the first weekend of the protest.

Yet, Mean while. Their own Prime Minister has been photographed wearing black face makeup and desecrating a indigenous

Head dress.
by Trudeauisatwattwaffle February 12, 2022
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nitpicking

Nitpicking = "rompebolas" in argentina slang
No seas rompebolas, ese anime es muy bueno. Sos muy nitpicking.
by Vulkast June 29, 2020
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