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nippledar

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.
Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."
by Quaker September 4, 2005
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Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005
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Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018
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nipplegasm

Playing with ur nipples till you cum.
I had a wicked nipplegasm last night!
by malimal May 24, 2007
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Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!
You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"
by The United States Of America November 5, 2010
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Nippleonlyann Complex

Nippleonlyann Complex is an informal term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially women, who are small breasted in stature. The term, similar to Napoleon complex is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives.
Ann was a big flirt and constantly tried to get other girls boyfriends, she probably has a Nippleonlyann Complex
by breastlover123 June 15, 2011
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nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.
Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.
by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007
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