Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

nipple-ons

a name given to a girls erect nipples

mate have you the nipple-ons on that girl, careful they'll poke your eyes out !

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

nipples on the tits

when something is epic or awesome, etc

founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada

man that party was the nipples on the tits!

friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits

by zink101 September 21, 2011

nipples on my balls

the act in which a bitch is sucking your cock and her tits are tickeling your balls while she does it. Feels nice.

Nipples on my balls, lean back!

by Jeff Hawpee May 4, 2006

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 3, 2004

nipples on a chicken

Not useful.

Worthless as nipples on a chicken...

by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004