Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012

ninjery

The condition or quality of being ninja-like

Spydah showed advanced ninjery with his understanding of Team Build.

by Richard Hundhausen January 22, 2008

ninjenda

A covert, hidden, or ulterior motive.

I didn't like how Steve was acting in the meeting. I believe he had a ninjenda.

by pete "ninjaface" twizgarne June 18, 2012

Ninjerk

The act masturbating in a stealthy or hidden manner in a public setting; so as not to be seen during the act or moment of ejaculation.

"Dude traffic was hella bad on my way to work, and the chick on the radio had me feelin' some type of wayyyyyyyy. Had to bust out a quick lil Ninjerk in my car so I could concentrate on making this paper."

by Papa Schlömp January 19, 2021

Ninjer

A black ginger.

Alex: "I've never seen a black man with freckles before..."
Me: "Johnny your a black ginger!"
Tyler: "HE'S A NINJER!"
Johnny: "I'M A NINJJJJJJERRRRRR! :D"

by Big Asian Daddy April 24, 2010

ninjer

Another word for the feudal Japanese warriors known as the ninja, as used in the English dubbing of the Ninja Death movie series.

"I was attacked by a couple of Japanese ninjers!"

by Matthew S. Bondy January 16, 2004

ninjerl

ninja squirrel

one dude: wow! did u just see that?
other dude: see what?
one dude: a ninjerl!

by nonblockhead February 28, 2010