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ninjartist

A person who not only excels in the arts, but also has the stealth and the combat skills of a ninja.

There are two general classes of ninjartists: those of performance ninjartistry and those of visual ninjartistry. There tend to be more of the latter. For example, instrumental ninjartists use paralyzing music and the instrument itself in combat, while paint-oriented ninjartists use brushes and poisonous paints to defeat their enemies.

Variants: ninjartistry, ninjartists, ninjartistic, ninjartistically
The ninjartist stealthily slit her opponent's throat with a clay knife.

The ninjartist shot the poisoned bow from his cello and struck his opponent right in the heart.
by Rachel the Trichotillomaniac January 18, 2009
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Ninjaring

Someone who aspires to be a ninja but never will because of their failing attempts, every time. They can also be referred to as a poser.
Johnny wanted to be a ninja but he couldn't due to his sucky ninjaness. All the little ninjas laughed at him and called him a ninjaring behind his back. Johnny was sad.
by fuckingay August 17, 2006
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ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp
*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler
by DakodaXD August 19, 2010
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Ninjacide

The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.

Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.
Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??

<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!
by neversweat May 24, 2006
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Ninjacide

The act of being slaughtered by a band of roaming ninjas armed with only rusty spoons
by Master Hades November 25, 2009
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Ninjagoed

"lmao you got ninjagoed"
by BruhIHaveNoIdea April 11, 2021
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ninjaring

The act of tieing a black t-shirt around your head and pretending to be a ninja hiding behind walls from cars and climbing on buildings.
Im going to ninja the village and steal a prize from (insert name here)garden
by Daniel Read June 5, 2005
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