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Niggadick

The most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.

The Sirens of Greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog midget kept a Pronunciation Key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....

to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K
Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?

Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or maybe saying niggadick just gives me a hard-on...I'm not sure...by the way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?
by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 24, 2008
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niddledickin

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
by Jaysu July 27, 2017
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Giggledicking

Making someone laugh when they didn't want too.
Oh man, my buddy giggledicked me so hard the other day.
Oh yeah? How?
Theres a stop on the bus route called "Downsview" and he said "I didn't know down syndrome affected your eyes"

Fuckin giggledicking me bro.
by YuthDecay March 5, 2015
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niggladicious

An adjective describing a job done in a less than satisfactory manner.
The DirectTV guy did a niggladicious job setting up my sattelite dish. That shit looks ghetto
by JMac659 February 9, 2010
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nippledick

A slightly popular Japanese fetish. This involves the paraphilia of penises where the nipples on a woman's body (or possibly a man's) would occur. This is only illustrated in hentai, and probably the imaginations of kids that don't really understand sex too well.

(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or furry porn.)

This is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and sexual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.

An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.
So, you think you know all about Japan--do you know what nippledicks are?
by *(Anonymous)* September 26, 2006
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Niggadicking

The act of spreading one’s anus until the average nigga’s dick can fit inside without touching the inner walls of the rectum.
Last week, I was niggadicking my girlfriend’s ass so hard, she couldn’t sit down for the next 2 days.
by Milflover69-Jen10 October 26, 2019
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Niggerdick

When someone is just being a really big dick.
Bob! Why do you have to keep eating the last ice cream sandwich from the fridge all the time!? You are being a stupid Niggerdick!
by Markee Mark June 4, 2007
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