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niggerfest

When there is an adundance of niggers chillin' somewhere. It could be in a club, at a football game, or even on a street corner. It can be anywhere.
Damn, I wouldn't have come to this club had I known it was going to be a such a niggerfest.

Dave: Jesus Rob, look at those niggers on the football field!
Rob: Ya, I don't know if we should go over there, it's a real niggerfest.
by Matty Wegz November 19, 2006
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niggerfest

Although they start in about 8th Grade, Niggerfests are quite basicly, a large collection or group of niggers. When niggerfests are present, it is common to observe booty shaking, freak dancing, and niggers wearing crooked hats.

When the white devil enters a niggerfest and successfully makes it to the middle, a niggerfest will always (unless a liberal niggerfest) stop. When this happens, it is common to hear a nigger yell out "Hey What's wit' da' cracka' in da' joint?!"

Niggers in niggerfests prefer to call their ways of dancing getting "stupit" or "crunk". Niggerfests are probably the most wonderest of gatherings.
Niggerfest: Serious fucking business, Ya' Heard??
by Some guy from California October 12, 2006
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Niggerer

(Nigger-er)

Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.

“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.

Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.

In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.

Niggerer logic:

if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) )
GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult”
else

random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )

NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.

Side-effect:

An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy.
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An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.

Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello”
Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2.
Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)
1. There are too many god damn niggerers in here.

2. Lord. Niggerers are soooooo stupid.

3. Fuck-off niggerer.

4. Oh why oh why can't these niggerers behave themselves.. *sigh*

5. Why do these niggerers come to our websites polluting the environment and scaring all the nice people with their niggerer nonsense? They should stay in their niggerer areas. Niggerers out!
by ccenc September 27, 2014
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Niggerfartsalad

Whenever you get licked on your ballsack
“Hey, did you see John? He gave ur mom a niggerfartsalad”
by Bigmoistcock September 14, 2020
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Niggerfriend

A friend who takes part in mischeivious acts with you.
Cory is my niggerfriend, and we punched kittens yesterday.
by wickedinvision September 28, 2009
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niggerfruit

A watermelon; black-man candy.
You ever wonder why the majority of football players are black? Don't you think a football kinda resembles a niggerfruit?
by Edward I September 14, 2006
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niggerger

a niggerger is everyone fuck you niggergers. your all nigger shit die.

niggerger is evryone cuz your all niggergers this website is fucking retarded fuckyou all
niggerger fuck nigger ape
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