nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

the nutcracker

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

nutcrackers

too tight pants worn by men

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.

by gymnasty October 26, 2010

nutcrackering

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015

son of a nutcracker

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

by jschli6 March 7, 2014

nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

by p3214 May 25, 2009