Niffer

a queer creature that is usually alienated to his own dark concaves and malicious to almost all forms of life except kittens. It communicates through a series of odd grunts when excited or in pain and its habits include pseudo-destuction and budding.

"Dude who's that niffer hidden behind a flock of pubes?"

"I went to clean my garage and a niffer stabbed me, gotta get me some fuckin spray"

by JJoint October 16, 2009

Niffer

When a woman's underwear, usually a G-string, is pulled up so that the lips of her flower concave around the undergarment.

Damn baby, that niffer is tight.

by Bangus November 02, 2006

nifferent

When something is new and different, it is different.

When your mouth and brain decide to merge the two words together they come up with nifferent. Hence why this appeared before you today.

My subtle body is becoming of aware of itself, the sensations are nifferent.

I have never had a Chinese strawberry before, the texture sure is nifferent.

by Lightbringer79 May 18, 2021

niffer

this word has many definitions, basically it means the two extremes of good and bad.
1. adj; super fucking cool.
2. n; c-grah
3. n, adj; pussy
4. v; acting in a super cool manner or in a super lame, pussy like manner.

1. "Hank is a niffer"
2. "Niffer, come hurr"

by duhneesemuhree December 02, 2006

Niffer

some one who sniffs a lot, to get the snot out of their nose.

"Niff Niff"
"Shut the fuck up you niffer"
"What did I do?"

by GummyBear October 06, 2004

NIFFER

Smelly looking person

That girl down the road is a proper niffer

by MrPc88 December 23, 2017

Niffer

A young man by age but a mind that combines that of a small child's judgment with a professors knowledge of dangerous chemicals. Often changes it's appearance from trying to be metal to trying harder to be metal but successfully failing each time. Known widely for it's "Niffer Freak-outs", which can be subsided with a small candy, again similar to a child. Although it seems to have some good taste in music, it is outweighed by its extreme distaste for exceedingly good music, and its suspiciously high amount of Simple Plan songs that come on during shuffle. Also a synonym for Cockfag. Also know as "Cockfag on Ice"

Remember that time we locked Niffer in his garage and he tried to stab you and light me on fire?

What do you wanna do tonight?
We could go to niffers...
Lets call Jerry.

by MariJEWana October 17, 2009