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nicole richie 

nicole camilla escoveda. now nicole richie. born a beaner, raised a cracker
sorry white ppl, nicole richie is ours

Nicole Richie 

A has been Internet troll who bullies people because she’s insanely jealous of anyone with a full head of hair which she doesn’t have, along with her anorexic old lady body.
What’s that creaking noise?”
“ it’s Nicole Richie she’s aged like 1000 years because of her diet her bones creak”

nicole richie 

A: Look at that bag of antlers!

B: That's Nicole Richie. Oh, and theres that CW (crack whore) Paris Hilton.
nicole richie by alpha0mega2213 January 13, 2007

Nicole Richie 

A nepotistic shallow internet troll who likes to stalk people she feels inferior to and bully them, because secretly she knows she has zero talent . Nicole is a known men's bathroom stall hiding date seeking blow job just waiting to happen.
Guy 1: I just want someone to blow me .
Guy 2: Just find someone like Nicole Richie problem solved .
Nicole Richie by biotin July 9, 2018

Nicole Richie 

A great tasting hot drink often ordered from Starbucks Coffee Company that is the process of creating a cafe mocha and mixing two chocolates together, a white chocolate and a regular chocolate. The two chocolates represent Nicole Richie. Half black, and half white. This drink is other wise known as a black and white mocha.
employee: "Welcome to Starbucks what can I get for ya?"
customer: "Hi, I would like a grande, extra hot, Nicole Richie please."
Nicole Richie by Ryguy7 September 11, 2007

Nicole Richie Diet 

A cocktail of illegal and legal drugs mixed together.

Mixture of dolls.

A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.

Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.

The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.

The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome

The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.
"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"

"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"

"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"

"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"