Neymar

Tuck and roll

Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.

by The Original Korra July 8, 2018

Neymar

A diver who should be a swimmer.

Neymar is really good at swimming!

by Chink_Chonk March 2, 2017

Neymar

to roll over the floor like your having a drunk seizure when a person tries to do something with you. Then to cry like 2-month old toddler who just crapped their pants

Sergio Ramos was awoken by toast, he rolled over the floor and did a neymar

by #NameMaker July 25, 2018

Neymar

Some mistaken him for a professional dancer doing the worm but that's just his play style.

Neymar the flopper

by 15-9-14-11 December 10, 2018

Neymar

A fat faker who likes to party. He doesn't like PSG. He is a bad influence for Mbappe,n and worst of all, he's brazillian.

Fan: Get off the bloody floor Neymar! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

neymar jr

the most beautiful man to ever walk on earth. he is an amazing futbol player and deserves a worldcup.

max: WOW NEYMAR JR IS SO FINE!

by bigbootysex December 16, 2022

Neymar Effect

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

by Thibaut July 20, 2014