Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

Stinky Budda Newt

Violating another man in the mens locker room with a finger deep in the bunghole while hes showering. Preferably while he has soaped up or bent over after dropping the soap.

Watch out in the men's locker room showers you might be the victim of a Stinky Budda Newt.

by Ace Rothstein March 25, 2026

newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.

person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!

by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

newtsexual

Being totally and utterly Inlove with newt from the maze runner.

Thomas: I think I’m Inlove with newt!!
Teresa: That means your Newtsexual!

by Ilovethemazerunner December 30, 2020

newtsexual

People who are only attracted to Newt from TMR, this ones for you.

-Newt is so hot omg i love him!!

- So you’re Newtsexual.

by leahiselite December 29, 2020

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011