Mike Newell

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.

Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.

by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006

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Newell

A person that cares for all those around them. Someone who knows the meaning of trust and takes it seriously. Someone that loves with everything they have. A special person. Easy to love.

Forget those other guys, I'm waiting for a Newell.

by ShadowWolfLover September 9, 2010

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Jon Newell

The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day

"Dude, did you see what Jon Newell posted?"
"Yuh, it was pretty fly-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"

by Audrey Kitching. January 3, 2009

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Gabe Newell

to be sexually attractive.

DUDE! That chick is GABE NEWELL!!

by Revenge December 23, 2004

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Newell Yips

Consistently hitting the wrong keys when trying to text a potential suitor.

I think you have amazing eyis

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Oh man, I have the Newell yips

by FilthyGroove June 22, 2019

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mr newell

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

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