Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.
See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
Get the newted mug.Necedah: Pronounced (NUH-SEE-DUH) although you'll see many sources including Siri and google pronouncing it (Neh-seh-duh). You are formally warned that this pronunciation is untrue.
Necedah National Wildlife Refuge is the last remaining habitat for the near-extinct whooping cranes.
Necedah Area Schools district is a small school that raises the Necedah Cardinals Team.
Necedah is a small Whistlestop where you can stop quickly at its ever-growing Quicktrip at the town's center.
You'll likely just be passing through if you don't live in this small town but don't be surprised if you find graffiti all over that one overpass. If you happen to live here you can expect to either live in the neighborhoods in the west or live in the woods in the east. You'll find that this town is full of religious Karens, Horse people, lunatics, and of course the gays. If you happen to be driving through the town then expect at least 4 pride flags, 1 autism awareness flag, and 55 trump flags on average for just one road.
Necedah National Wildlife Refuge is the last remaining habitat for the near-extinct whooping cranes.
Necedah Area Schools district is a small school that raises the Necedah Cardinals Team.
Necedah is a small Whistlestop where you can stop quickly at its ever-growing Quicktrip at the town's center.
You'll likely just be passing through if you don't live in this small town but don't be surprised if you find graffiti all over that one overpass. If you happen to live here you can expect to either live in the neighborhoods in the west or live in the woods in the east. You'll find that this town is full of religious Karens, Horse people, lunatics, and of course the gays. If you happen to be driving through the town then expect at least 4 pride flags, 1 autism awareness flag, and 55 trump flags on average for just one road.
by cahneera February 19, 2023
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by Vestakia August 21, 2008
Get the Necedah mug.A puny little shithole in the boonies of Wisconsin. Full of tweakers, whores, backstabbers, thieves and just straight up punk bitches. Best place to go if you want your dreams- along with your whole life, to go right down the drain.
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John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
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