Net Neutrality 

The only way the internet should be. Without Net Neutrality, you'll have to pay for basic everyday necessities.
Say goodbye to your social life, your education, online dating, gaming, and video streaming.

Ajit Pai of the FCC is the worst person ever.

~~Net Neutrality~~

"I want your money" - Ajit Pai

"We want our freedom" - Everyone else

Net Neutrality by RevorxPatremunkis December 6, 2017

Body Neutrality 

To have a neutral relationship with how you look. Unlike the body positivity movement, body neutrality focuses on pushing away biases based on looks, rather than solely embracing them. In other words, body neutrality emphasizes not thinking about you body, while other movements encourage constant self praise. The goal is to base none of your self worth on your appearance.

Friend 1: "I love how I look even though my body doesn't fit modern beauty standards. I know my worth."

Friend 2: "Love that for you, but I prefer to base my self worth off of other characteristics."

Friend 1: "Awesome, you must be part of the Body Neutrality Movement."

Body Neutrality by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 December 30, 2021

Net Neutrality 

Ironically, these definitions will probably all mysteriously disappear from the internet, should there come a day when society truly needs to understand what it is. How convenient...

Now that net neutrality is a thing of the past, all content on the internet is under the direct jurisdiction of the government...or the highest bidder

Net Neutrality by Visari01 September 9, 2014

neutrality 

The state or policy of being neutral. Tolerance attributable to a lack of involvement

Neutrality is what many people in this site lacks

neutrality by Tonio31 May 21, 2006

freak neutralize 

The act of sneaking up on another person and unsuspectingly humping them while repeating a phrase such as, "Ohhh, I'm slutty!" or "Just let it happen."

(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)

Did you see the way Joe freak neutralized Bob? He never saw it coming. And Bob's reaction was priceless.

Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.

freak neutralize by YouWantedTheBest March 16, 2008

Neutralist 

Someone who's entire beliefs in life is neutral. They play devil's advocate on every topic. This normally leads to their main belief being that the world is going to explode in 1.7 billion years so none of this matters anyway.

David: I hate how Thomas is such a Neutralist.
Conner: I know, I try to talk about politics, and then he brings up the sun.

Neutralist by MomSaidNo October 31, 2020

Neutralescent 

(Neutral-less-ent)(adj?)


Neutralescent is the state that someone is in when they feel like they are high without materials, giggle alot for no reason, start saying things in a somewhat high but wispy voice that aren't funny until they are given a few seconds of thought, and/or always smiling. This state of mind is quite similar to being light-headed or have lost a lot of blood. It is easier to think while Neutralescent

Neutralescent by Celudoc Bromworth August 1, 2003