Netstuck

When you can't find anything to watch on Netflix so you just keep scrolling through endlessly.

Oh man last night I smoked some killer weed and got netstuck for like two hours.

by TheMacAttackNeverRests August 21, 2017

netsheeping

netsheeping is a shortened version of "social netsheeping," which is a play on the term "social networking," but refers to changing your status message, avatar or picture under the direction of other users, either as an inside joke or a pass-it-on (or follow-the-leader) game where one would encourage their friends to do the same thing.

People that participate in social netsheeping are referred to as netsheep.

I was going to check my facebook account, but it seems all my friends are nothing but netsheep.

I joined facebook to network with old friends, but it seems like all anyone wants to do is (social) netsheeping!

by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010

netspeek

Similar to 1337, but more understandable for the unseasoned computer n00b. Basically a more watered down version of 1337.

Joe: Stop it!!
Seth: y0r a n00b, u dont sp33k n3tsp33k.
Joe: What are you saying?
Seth: n3tsp33k, fr00b. g0 2 h3ll.
Joe: netspeek?
Seth: yeah.

by se7h December 8, 2006

netsend

1. A "feature" in Windows NT and derivatives (2000, XP) that allows direct sending of a message to another computer. Often used for unsolicited advertisements and having fun in the computer lab.

"Some jerk in my class just learned how to netsend, and now it is impossible to get any work done in the lab."

by Adam Wilson January 7, 2004

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.

Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005

netspeak

Speaking in ways commonly used to converse in text on the internet.

Including but not limited to; the (often unnecessary) abbreviation of words, acronyms special characters (@,~), numbers (l33tsp33k), *actions*, /me command, "ooc" and other RP references, emotes, ASCII, Real or Pseudo Programming Code, and HTML tags

The recent popular use of text messaging on cell phones seems to have made the shortening of words much more common than ever before.

Also: netspeek, netsp33k, n37sp33k, and other variations.

/me runs r0uNd scr33ming ooc "I R 1337~!" ^_^ </st00pid> >_<

by Depherios November 15, 2003

netymology

The study of the evolution and propagation of common internet terms and memes. Especially when done in a non-scientific way or by non-linguists (compared to proper etymology).

Hey, does anyone know the netymology of "KTHXBAI"?

by miyako_houou January 11, 2008