Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter
I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.
by Brutally honest March 28, 2015
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Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 07, 2005
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Netie Pot

ejaculating inside one nostril and out the other
last night I came in that bitch's left nostril and it shot right out the other, I gave her a Netie Pot.
by Nervous Merv April 21, 2011
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Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.
by Thedumbestmanalive July 05, 2016
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New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.
I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot
by JayBanks October 29, 2017
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 09, 2011
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Neti Hot Pot

A Neti Hot Pot is used to clear your nasal cavities. Where a normal Neti Pot uses a saline solution, a Neti Hot Pot uses hot diarrhea. The Neti Hot Pot spout is poured into the top nostril and drained through lower nostril while head is tilted to the side. Make sure you have enough hot diarrhea to run Neti Hot Pot through both nostrils.
Paul was stuffed up and was having trouble breathing normally so Mike ate several orders of taco bell, drank a pepsi and filled up a Neti Hot Pot for Paul to use.
by Grumpy Dan December 01, 2019
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