Neckbonics

The language of red necks.

Q: What did he say?
A: I'm not sure, he was speaking neckbonics

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

nerdbonics

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdbonics

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009

natbonics

The art of fucking up a word so bad becuase you suck at typing that it creates a new language.

Shack your shit? what is that, natbonics?

by fedup June 24, 2003

Noobonics

Like Ebonics, but different.

Ashwin: Why Tadashi, aren't you in Professor Perkins' Ebonics class?

Tadashi: Fuck no, it's Noobonics. It's like Ebonics but different.

by Kadir December 22, 2007