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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face
i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face
by asher boates February 11, 2007
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Lush Nesting

When a girl or woman, typically intoxicated, strategically stores her things in a man's room during a party or get-together with intentions of coercing him into letting her stay the night. This strategy should not be confused with the idea of a girl simply placing her belongings in the said gentleman's room to be picked up later. She purposefully places her things in niches of the room that portray her "belonging" in that environment, and may include hiding certain items so that she and the said gentleman can look for that item together, initiating a pseudo-bonding experience that may allow her more time to convince him into making decisions he will likely regret in the morning. Accompanying this act may include leaving an item in the room after departing in the morning or early afternoon, such as a key or cell phone, forcing the man to let the woman back into his quarters. She usually does this in desperation of initiating some sort of long term relationship now that she has her "foot in the door" so to speak.
Lush Nesting

Joe: Amanda was knocking on Bill's door until 5 AM last night again. She Lush Nested the place earlier last night so she would have an excuse to get on him.

Phil: Again?

Joe: Yeah, and of course, it worked like it always does. I heard them banging until 7. God, I can't wait to give him shit when he wakes up.

Phil: ......Maybe we should take it easy on him.

Joe: Why the hell would we do that?

Phil: Because Jesse did that to me last night, and she is still in my room.

Joe:....simply amazing.
by College of Woo Community January 25, 2009
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poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back
Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
by Robes100 October 14, 2013
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nesting

Nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the "nest", from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.
This can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.
Barbera: I think Darcy is pregnant.
Heather: Why do you think that?
Barbera: Because shes nesting.
by Vela October 14, 2004
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Nesting Creature

A nesting creature is usually a person who creates a home for themselves, usually in their room. Often this is down by retreating to their room, away from social situations whereby they eat all of their meals and watch reality tv in their room, or their "nest".
James has become a nesting creature. With multiple pizza boxes on the floor and his reality tv on his laptop, his nest is in strong development.
by sonbean June 19, 2016
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Bathroom nesting

The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.
"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"

"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."
by Tisigornorich March 7, 2015
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nestikal

The Nordic word for Lord or God.
Praise Nestikal!
by NordicResearcher247 December 30, 2003
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