terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.

Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!

by mike koofe May 26, 2011

Nagdometer

-noun
Electronic radar enabled street signs and mobile units that inform motorist of their speed and flash when posted speed limit is exceeded.

One day law enforcement will be using nagdometers equipped with cameras to issue speeding tickets.

by Chris K. Davies November 4, 2007