A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.
*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.
by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011
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by I love the Nelsons December 9, 2020
Get the Not enough nelsons mug.N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 27, 2004
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Get the Neonius mug.When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.
Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.
Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.
by The Real Berman July 9, 2011
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