1. Caucasians; White People; White Males; White Females
2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.
- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
2. Low IQ Subhumans who went extinct around 40,000 years ago whose bloodline is notably diluted with the Caucasian genome sequence. They lived almost exclusively in Europe before their extinction, with heavy populations in what would be today's central European countries. They are often associated with hairiness, Low IQs and animal driven instinct/behavior.
- Were previously mocked by Caucasians heavily due to their low IQs and other animal like behaviors until it was recently discovered virtually every one of them has Neanderthal blood diluted in their veins; and are now praised by Caucasians as being smarter than previously thought (despite the fact that they went extinct 40,000 years ago)
Person 1: I just did a DNA test and I found out I am actually 8% Neanderthal
Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
Person 2: Ahhh... Now that would explain why you are so hairy and have such a low IQ
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His idea of solving world peace by arm wrestling is neanderthalistic at best.
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Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!
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I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.
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