naddle

name givin to a variety of perscription stimulants (i.e. RITALIN, ADEROL, DEXOSOMETHING?)

"hey dudes, let's get some naddle"

"after sniffing it, i became naddled"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Nadler

To shit one's own pants. Usually followed by awkwardly shuffling away.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he Nadlered his pants in the middle of a press conference?

by lock_her_up September 25, 2020

nadler

To lose control of your bowels in a public setting. To soil oneself.

When the fireworks detonated prematurely, John had a "Nadler" in front of the entire delegation.

by demblock September 28, 2020

Nardledangers

Slang for testicles.

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!

by single.stak9 January 17, 2019

nardledanglers

Testicles.

My god, the creature's nardledanglers!

by Professor Doctor Wordsmith March 10, 2011

Nadler

A Nadler is the act of shitting yourself while being filmed by television news cameras. The past tense verb form is Nadlerd.

I just Nadlerd myself while being interviewed by Don Lemmon on CNN.

by A. Payne Diaz September 27, 2020

Nadler Waddle

This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.

Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.

To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.

Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.

I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.

Bro, everyone noticed.

Yeah, it's not a good technique.

by Odd_James December 25, 2020