nard

An insult equivalent, but better, than the word idiot.

That guy over there is such a nard he tried to buy blinker fluid from an auto zone.

by 1ra2ndom3 August 3, 2019

Narded

Getting wasted,drunk or shitfaced etc.

Hey buddy you wanna get narded this weekend?

by Samuel bui August 2, 2017

nard

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003

Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Nards

A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation

Oh Nards, I totally forgot

by Lilly belle April 27, 2014

Nards

A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.

Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!

by ProdigyD November 6, 2012

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 15, 2011