nard

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.

That Sting is such a nard these days.

by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 21, 2010

nard

short for oxnard.
slang for oxnard.
and the home of nardcore and mexicans

Amber is from the Nard.

by bitch March 07, 2004

nard

something that is useless, unnecessary or not needed

That area rug on top of the rug is such a nard

by nardster October 04, 2011

nard

it's a hard nap

after i biked through that desert, i was ready for a nard

by SUS10 September 20, 2010

nard

a type of grass found in europe or asia or europe of little or no importance.
or
the epitome of all things nerdy.

Derek and Tristen are nards.

by N2C December 10, 2003

nard

north american rural dweller

redneck, person who has 3 big expensive pick up trucks a few snow mobiles parked outside their dilapidated trailer

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 April 17, 2011