Nap
Nap by TRUTHBETOLD45 May 30, 2011
nap
Al Gore: "Governor Bush, you are not going to nap this election!"
George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"
Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."
Guy: "OK."
(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)
Girl: "Where's my purse?"
Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."
Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"
Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"
Girl: "Yes!!!"
Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."
George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"
Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."
Guy: "OK."
(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)
Girl: "Where's my purse?"
Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."
Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"
Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"
Girl: "Yes!!!"
Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."
nap by Nicholas D February 27, 2009
NAP
X: I need to move to the hardest city in the world.
Y: You must be referring to the NAP...
X: Obviously
Y: You must be referring to the NAP...
X: Obviously
NAP by sugar dick mcgee June 17, 2010
Nap
The act of providing a level of sexual satisfaction that results in extended rest, disorientation, indifferent disregard of previously scheduled obligations, and obsession.
"The tone of her text messages seems to suggest that she is in need of a 'nap.'"
"Bruh, imma call you back. Let me gon put this 'nap' on her right quick."
"Bruh, imma call you back. Let me gon put this 'nap' on her right quick."
Nap by Isaac Lowe January 29, 2017
nap
The act of coercing a partner of the opposite sex into a bed or other location for the purpose of noms, nomming, and other nom related activities.
nap by theSmoochywolv August 5, 2010