naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2013

Broken Native

When one has to leave their home, family, country, culture, etc. against their will or too pursue something bigger.

Went to college. Now im a broken native.

by Ganglow15 February 18, 2019

Dirty Native

the act of drinking R&R whiskey out of a girls pussy

Damn dude i cant believe u just gave that girl a dirty native you sick mofo

by Chad the eskiho March 14, 2011

noniversary

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.

the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary

by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

native area

The uncutivated areas of a golf course.

He overclubbed on his approach to the 17th green and his ball came to rest in the native area behind the green.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 5, 2022

naivel

Someone who is naive and evil at the same time: an angel with horns.

Mary met Ian and at first he seemed so naive: he would believe her every word and would open his soul to feelings that flooded him when spring came into town. Only a couple weeks later, Mary realized how evil he was: he would tell her that he loves her and then disappear for days and not call. One word: naivel.

by cookie007 January 28, 2010

go native

Used humorously, to go native means to take on some (or all) of the culture traits of the people around you, often said of people who go to foreign countries or far away cities. These traits may include dress, language, accent, etiquette, religion, etc.

Important: The common use of the phrase does not have anything to do Native Americans.

1: When he visited China he loved the culture so much that he disappeared and went native.

2: Better keep her away from the village. She might just go native on you.

by Joshw15 March 9, 2008