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nanyang polytechnic

cool school beside mrt with some students being high ego
by mobilelegends abang abang August 20, 2021
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Nanyang Girls High School

Some school found in Singapore. Really. That's all. They have a mustard yellow Hillary Clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! Great haircuts too.

They have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for Milo, respect and courtesy, K-Pop, and how sad and boring life in Singapore really is.

However, they make up for their unfortunate circumstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. A recent survey of the school found that the average IQ of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country's ego.

No matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their Milo and chocolatey goodness. At the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, Nanyang Girls High School will always end up triumphant.
How did she get a GPA of 4.0? She must've been cheating or a Nanyang Girls High School graduate.
by HJAYISGAY May 20, 2016
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nanyang year heads

esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.
someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them
by Embryo Roblox Hater and Simp August 19, 2022
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The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.
"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"
by The weipa creeper June 29, 2022
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NangBang

A term used to describe a situation where you and your mates are smashing your backs out with a 10/10 and are looking for things to spice things up so you each have a Nang. The woman wont know what hit her, but you and your mates will be having a right old laugh. If the climax is reached while under the influence of a Nang then full euphoric sensation.
Person 1: Jeez that bird looks familiar

Person 2: Yeah fuck aye

Person 3: Oh no way thats the sheila we had a Nangbang with a while back.

Person 4: Damn take me back! Nothing beats a good ol' nang!
by Nanglord July 3, 2018
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NANYANG

im a p6 this year and im graduating soon... thank god.
nanyang is an elitist school. it only focuses on its "better students" and neglects all those students at the bottom. all they need is some nurturing and some care. maybe then they'll do better. i'm from a generally better class and all the teachers r like "your class doesnt need to look at answer key unlike 6_ because you guys are better and can learn faster." and as someone who has a slower learning pace.. it sucks. i find myself crying and screaming everyday after school. yet i dont tell anyone because then i'll be labeled as "incapable". i need the answer key, i need the sls assignment, i need a bit more than what the other students in my class need but yet no one seems to know or care. like sorry that i'm not doing up to your expectations and even the prefects in my class call me "not as good" but idgaf. gep/meta/ h.a my ass. and the year heads (who are meant to uphold moral values), label the classes behind h/a and infront of gep as "bad and rowdy". i've talked to many people from those classes and they are the sweetest people i've ever met. im tired of this singaporean education system. we are one of the smartest, but are we the happiest? think about that.

idk if you guys will ever see this, but reviewers, please publish this. my intention is not to attack the school, but just to raise awareness.

-anonymous
teachers: you should uphold the nanyang reputation as a chinese sap school!!!!!
me: u mean an elitist, slightly racist, unorthodox school?????" k."
by Embryo Roblox Hater and Simp August 19, 2022
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Nanyang Girls' High School

The kind of school that spreads soviet propaganda about themselves being so great but in the end it's mid as hell. Can be abbreviated to Nanyang Girls'.
"Nanyang Girls' High School is soo mid."
by Jenaosmalsomanslowqfp February 7, 2024
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