Skip to main content
That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected
UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.
by thebananaman May 12, 2023
mugGet the We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. mug.

negro naming

Negro naming is considered one of the finest arts in black society. Often the mother will randomly choose letters from the alphabet, and from there throw in vowels where necessary.
Another way to negro name is for the mother to recall the last rapper she slept with and use selected sounds from his beatboxes.
Kyrondo: "Yo mon, my mams' jus' dropped another lil' homes on Weinsday."

Shaniquious: "Che, that wom' was all up me son! REE CHRIST!"

Kyrando: "Whateva son, my mam's got some tite negro naming skills!"
by jhvbhj March 23, 2007
mugGet the negro naming mug.

Shady Band Naming

When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.
Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.

Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!

Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
mugGet the Shady Band Naming mug.

Korean Naming Laws of 1812

Korean doctrine passed limiting all newly born babies be given three separate names each containing only one syllable.
Names created thanks to Korean Naming Laws of 1812: Kim Jong-il, Hong Song-nam
by 69boboie69 June 15, 2010
mugGet the Korean Naming Laws of 1812 mug.

3:1 Naming Ratio

A form of naming people in a group, usually siblings, where the former 3 share similar names and the latter one has a name that completely stands out. A great example would be that one show called Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Don (I think that was correct) from a time that I can't quite remember.
Some Farmer: Here's my boys, Larry, Garry, Barry, and Nail. I thought that it would be useful to use the 3:1 Naming Ratio.
Me: What's that last one's name again?
Some Farmer: Nail.
Me: Why Nail?
Some Farmer: Because he was born with a nail square in his forehead.
Me: How is anyone born with a nail already in their forehead?
Some Farmer: Strange things happen on a farm.
by OvercookedToast May 24, 2021
mugGet the 3:1 Naming Ratio mug.

brand-naming

(v) The act of unknowingly calling a product as a brand's name instead of calling it what the actual name is. This mistake is mostly made by foreigners who have little knowledge of the English language.
Incorrect: We also need to get some pampers for Junior.

Correct: We also need to get diapers for Junior.

This is an act of "brand-naming"
by ThugnificentTupac June 9, 2010
mugGet the brand-naming mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email