Nadkins

A moist towelette used to wipe or freshen the ballsack for the clean and fresh feeling.

Damn my nuts are sweaty I could really use a couple Nadkins right now.

by Brian Swartz October 25, 2006

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

folded napkin

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

Back Napkin

The small patch of hair above your ass.

John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.

by SnoNick October 26, 2008

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

West Virginia Napkin

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

by LA Walk February 3, 2021

Jizz Napkin

A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.

by lukedog56 May 2, 2021