nerf

To make worse or weaken, usually in the context of weakening something in order to balance out a game.

Why the hell did Blizzard nerf Marines' attack damage?

by Koopa January 3, 2003

Nerf Bat

An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.

1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!

2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?

1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.

by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009

nerfy

protected, soft, foam covered.

Darryl: (to Michael) You live a sweet, little, nerfy life. Sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it. - The Office; Season 3, Episode 20

by ILoveTheOffice77 March 20, 2011

Nerfing

The act of making something worse or weaker.

The verb form of "nerf."

So I don't win too much, I'm nerfing my performance to balance the game.

by sarroth July 2, 2011

Nerf Gun

A childrens toy commonly used for office warfare.

There is a Nerf Gun in my desk.

by fireDUcks April 25, 2010

pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Nerf This

In the game Overwatch when D.va uses her ultimate ability.

I was stuck in Zarya's ultimate and I heard "Nerf this" and I was suddenly dead.

by Bestdankboi February 26, 2017