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n00dz?

Noun: A question( proposing someone to send nude pictures) that is usually asked to seem "un-serious" or "sarcastic" to see if the person will in fact send nude pictures.
If answered with a yes, the proposer will then ask to see them.
If answered with a no, the proposer will then act as if they weren't being literal and quickly change the subject to avoid embarrassment.
Text message conversation:
Guy: "Sup girl?"
Girl: "Not much, just uploading some pictures."
Guy: "n00dz? ;"
Girl: "What am I, 14? I don't do that."
Guy: "Haha I know, I was kidding... anyway, how are you?"
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
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n00bet

Originating from the typical gamer insult "n00b", n00bet is doubly insulting because the speaker is not only calling the receiver a n00b, but he is also calling him a GIRL n00b.
Spartan 117: Ha ha! I owned you n00b!!!!11!
Spartan 007: Whatever! You got 4 kills n00bet!!
by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008
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n00b

n.

1) A person who is new to a game
2) A person who, regardless of experience, lacks the skill or copmetence to be competitive in a certain game
3) Someone who tends to whine or complain when being beaten at a game - often done by accussing more skilled opponents of hacking
4) One who may talk trash, claiming to be elite at a game, only to be beaten down by a better player, or will turn down any games when challenged by better players.


v.

1) To act or behave in the way that a n00b would
2) Behaving as if lacking experience, skill or knowledge


NOTE: Can be used with a number of connotations. Often is used mockingly or in a manner of jesting. Other times is used seriously, but is often considered a brainless or weak insult when used alone as a supposed malicious insult. Is generally considered rude and deragatory unless a person is displaying disregard and general apathy towards other players - in this case, skill may be a non-factor (see definitions 3 and 4).

See also n00bed, n00bie, and newbie
n.

This n00b just charges in at the enemies and gets owned in the first 10 seconds of the game.

v. Look at this guy n00bing it up - I've never seen anyone die so fast, so often.
by Mavarick December 2, 2003
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n00dz

otherwise known as nudes, or nude pictures, usally of girls
dude, i need to beat off, send me some n00dz
by drew September 22, 2004
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n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.
>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.
by blahyourface December 9, 2008
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N00bninja

A person obsessed with martial arts culture who, whilst confident they could kill a crocodile with their bare hands demonstrates little in the way of technical merit.
Dan: "I'm a fifth degree blank belt in karate. I once back flipped over a moving tractor but no one saw me"

Matt: "Whatev man you're such a n00bninja"
by FuriousB March 24, 2009
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n00bmas

Christmas for n00bs (noobs) Celebrated once a year by anyone who feels like it on December 30th
Example 1: Hey it's almost n00bmas!
Example 2: N00bmas is the day before New Years Eve!
by Festivegg December 30, 2020
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