MyStalk

the act of stalking someone on myspace, i.e. looking at their pictures every day, checking to see who commented them, obsessivly reading their blog, etc.

girl 1: mike is SO hot
girl 2: i know i totally MyStalk him. did you see that hot picture he just put up?

by Molly Doll May 22, 2006

mastralbating

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.

Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section

by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalker

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

Mystalk

To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.

I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.

by Cindymaehoneychild May 7, 2007

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

Mistral

A small girl of German origin. Acts egotistical and loud when in a social setting, but is quiet and mature in private.

"That girl is such a Mistral."

by diedeutschfrau November 23, 2013