myspace whore

A myspace whore is someone who is obessed with myspace.com. On this site, they use photoshop to rid themselves of their uglyness, request tons of guys/girls, take pictures of themselves everyday using the typical myspace poses, and post multiple bullitens everyday. They update their myspace and say "ok i'm getting off now". They comment their own pictures to make it seem like they have more comments. They try to make it so everyone likes them, and try to grab your attention. Basically, you can find these horrifying creatures in a nearby garbage can.
Comment my new pics!
You know you want to =)
And I have new shit in my page!
so check it out!

Thats a myspace whore for you!
by Shawnsta Monsta March 14, 2008
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myspace whore

Any person being male or female who gets attention on MySpace by having a rediculous amount of friends they don't know, never talked to and will never talk to. They try to get people to add them and comment their page and pics by repeatedly posting bulletins telling them to do so, which ends up just annoying other MySpace users.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.
Example One
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."

by Kaila C July 24, 2006
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a fucktard that sits at their computer all night looking at myspace and trying to make virtual friends because they hae none
sam and tim are such myspace whores
by totalltruestory September 21, 2006
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Defined by the weekly article on damncrackers.com, a myspace whore put up almost nude pictures of herself and usually has more than 1000 friends. The myspace whore will usually mass add friends and tell people she is married or has a boyfriend, but still will spread her legs for anything that will leave a comment on her page.
Tila Tequila is a Myspace Whore because she is more than half naked in all her pictures and has over 1000 friends.
by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006
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a dude or chick on myspace that have 1k-1gizzilionk of friends and all they do is be popular on myspace to strangers that they don't know.
that myspace whore has the angles, in too many of her pictures...
by Duhast November 28, 2006
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A 'myspace whore' is a tag given to users of Myspace.com. They spend most of their day posting bulletins that make no sense as well as taking pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirror. They often spend alot on a digicam so that they can take good quality pictures of themselves all day. When taking pictures, girls usually wear big shades and have different colours in their hair, and guys usually have their face covered with hair to appear 'emo'
they then upload them to myspace and post constant reminders to their friends to comment on their pictures.
MYSPACE WHORE: Guess what?!1 I just bought a stones tee from hottopic!11111

Boy: Do you even know who the stones are?

MYSPACE WHORE: NO, BUT WHO CAREZ, I'M A MYSPACE WHORE!1
by Ash JP April 19, 2006
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normally a girl who has a myspace and 300 pages of frinds (who they dont even kno) and is alwase asking for more. very annoying. constently sending out bullitend saying "whore me" or "add me!" and the thing they dont know is bullitens are sent to all you friends, not all of myspace
myspace whore: omg add me to your friends!!!
normal person: who the heck are you?
myspace whore: you dont know me, just add me!
normal person: fag. leave me alone.
by shutupfag April 10, 2006
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