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Stephenie Myer

The author of the shallow vampire-love series "Twilight". She is can be viewed as very voyeuristic (perverted) when she is viewed as portraying her sexual fantasies in describing Edward and sexual tensions. She is very dreamy, in-her-own-world and above all a pretty krap author. Teeny bopper girls will take you down if you say this to them, becuase they all have crush on Edward and his 2D'dness. She has a defect that prevents her from creating characters with an interesting, realistic personality.
Stephenie Myer was so happy when she had Twilight the movie made that she decided to plague the world with another 3 books; New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn

Stephenie Myer should've made Rosalie the main character cuz Bella is just boring and apathetic.
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Oscar Myer

Term used for an extremly large penis in length.
Peter: baby i got that oscar myer!
by C.Phil January 13, 2004
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Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"
"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*
by Robin Dellers November 14, 2020
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Zack Myer

The act of smashing an object into a place it obviously doesn’t fit in.
Dude the weed didn’t fit in the jar so I Zack Myered it, and made it fit..
by Limonatir77 February 11, 2021
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Michael Myers

The fastest walker on earth
Michael Myers won the race by walking
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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Daddy Myers

The Big Boss Man at Byron Nelson high school. Hes the end of the road for trouble makers, but lowkey tokes in his office. He is a savage and will do anything to keep his students safe.
Yo did you see Daddy Myers drop kick that retarded kid for running in the hall way.
by McSlat April 6, 2019
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Myergle

A male of African descent who participated in slavery is called a nigga. One whom committed various sexual assault or rape actions is called a myergle.
“That Myergle over there is getting on my nerves”.
by Charith Walker May 23, 2021
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