my smurf, your peak

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

My bad, your fault

When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.

Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.

John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!

by edw007 June 27, 2022

C in my V and your my BF

RULE: cum in my vagina and your my boyfriend

You don't want to be my boyfriend? Well you C in my V and your my BF!

by WillyKiller June 23, 2010

your my everything

when no matter what the person dose you will always be there for them. that if you lose them it will feel like such a big part of your life is gone. when a boy says "your my everything baby" they usally mean it.

boy: babe....

girl: yea??

boy: your my everything...

girl: really??

boy: yes i will do any thing to keep you and if i lost you my life wouldnt ever be the same.

by asnyder15ox February 14, 2009

your my world

someone who is everything to you, someone who means a lot to you and you love no matter what. someone you hope to never loose cause you would be nothing without them.

sophia, you are everything to me and i would be nothing without you, your my world.

by princessmady February 5, 2017

your my babe

When a guy says your my babe

This guy said your my babe

by When a guy says your my babe January 5, 2018

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005