if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

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on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”

bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck

by commonclout September 20, 2019

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Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009

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and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

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Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.

bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.

by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010