My dick

Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.

Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!

by Gray. July 26, 2010

as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

by jhonneer December 19, 2008

My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011

on my dick

when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!

by M4NI24 March 8, 2010

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

MY DICK!

MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!

Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.

by 92's June 7, 2011