mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

mouldy berry

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut

i heard she gave him a mouldy berry

by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015

Mouldy Turd

Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.

Person 1: Im so fucking drunk.

Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty.

Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.

by Actual Ltd. January 20, 2023

moulden

a girl who has a body to grind against

that girl is fully moulden

by josie crompton February 9, 2008

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D December 9, 2008

Mould

A term that originated from the South of Birmingham, UK that can mean either hungover, under the weather or more commonly 'in need of a shower'.

"Can't come out right now. I'm a bit mouldy"

"Brb. Off to de-mould"

by Redditch is mouldy November 13, 2009

Ass-mouldikakumon

Sixth and ultimate level of Ass.
A ridiculous term containting the name of Digimon. I don't know where we got this one, however it can't be topped in the levels of Ass.

Steve, you have to be the the biggest Ass-mouldikakumon I have ever seen in my life.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003