parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Mong Bix

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.

Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.

by Fludence May 25, 2010

Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

by Guy what August 21, 2020

Mongism

The state in which a person or being is biologically monged

I think Leo has Mongism

by LewLew6 August 12, 2021

Tana Mongeau

Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.

He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau

by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018

Mong Out

To relax but in an entirely unproductive manner. Essentially sit in you own filth and do nothing useful.

Not today man, I just need to mong out for a while.

by Lolence April 17, 2019

Briefcase Monger

A watcher of the Wafflin’ podcast

Are you really a Briefcase Monger if you don’t watch every Sunday - ya know.

by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021