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manjestic

(adj.)Of and pertaining to rare sexiness in a male specimen.
(adv.)The act of having or using one's rare male sexiness.
Did you see Ryan? He looked so manjestic today! (adj.)
Paul walked manjestically into the room. (adv.)
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The Manjeet Gallop

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.
English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.
by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009
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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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MANjelina Jolie

A hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

An overly masculine good looking woman.

A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or....

An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.
That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!

Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!
by ~The Snob~ August 8, 2011
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Manje Fuck

To be mange or a cunt: a type of person or disease caused by an idiot with no morals the term "MANJE French version or MANGE",suggesting poor condition of the hairy part of the anus due to infection, is sometimes reserved only for nonhuman natured Muppets & creatures of the night.

"One of those people in the world that only cares about themselves & was touched by an uncle"
You are such a Manje fuck.
You Fucken Mange Fuck
by AndyTheComedian January 4, 2020
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The Manjeet Tugboat

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet
by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009
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Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !
by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009
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