mammered

to be so drunk as to not be able to pronounce the word hammered correctly. usually caused by slurring the 'm' in 'I'm' or displacing the 'm' sound in hammered.

i have been drunking all night and now i'm mammered

by stndnvn July 15, 2009

Mammer Time

A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.

Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?

by Hurleysurf24 November 22, 2007

mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.

you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!

by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007

Mammered

the intoxicated state of a woman who deliberately goes to a bar with no money, and relies on her breasts (mammaries) to obtain drinks from men.

"dude check out how wasted that girl is. she didnt even bring any money!"
"doesn's matter. she got mammered."

by whistler321 August 1, 2012

my mammers

Someone's mom ,lol ya that's right nivek notsum's mom ,$uper momma, angela maxwell

That's my mammers

by Simon Saysso February 2, 2022