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Always Defending Mugabe

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE
by Shamumofo August 7, 2011
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Matabooboo

Fake cocktail/drink. The word exists purely as a way of cracking a joke at a barperson's expense whilst your mates are standing round, thus guaranteeing you kudos for the rest of the evening.

For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.

The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
Donna: "Who's next?"
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
by Mr. Positive July 24, 2008
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mujtaba

Born leader, will fight for their own self desires and for the protection of those close to him. You would really want to know a Mujtaba.
Mujtaba is a straight up boss.
by mynameisbob123456789 May 6, 2016
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Mulab

A Computer virus that eats your Pakanini files and then eats you. Also a Muslim name which means - bomber of the twin towers
Omg We have Mulab

The school shooter is such a Mulab
by Ugbad_Boom June 10, 2020
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metabrophosis

When a bro emerges from his pupal state into a fully formed bro. The fully formed bro stage usually has different morphological features, depending on the environment of the bro in question. This change of life stage is brought on by varying environmental cues, such as the music of the Dave Matthews Band or the emmersion of the pupa into Natty Ice.
Upon hearing Ants Marching by DMB, the bro emerges from his pupa, fully formed with red plastic cup in hand and sideways cap on his head, his metabrophosis complete.
by gfloyd March 3, 2010
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fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner
Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism
by mymii November 28, 2021
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muhab

A boy. Muhab would take any girl down, but is looking for the right young women (W) he is very humane and would do anything to keep his lover happy.
Girl: I want a guy like muhab!
by Whydontyoueatmyd April 1, 2017
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